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Dogmatic Fetus's avatar

Great. Now what are the wife and I going to play for our lovemaking?

Wild Horses's avatar

The dance remix of Jesse's "fucking and sucking"?

Bureaucrat's avatar

Hudson Mohawke - Cbat?

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Aaron T's avatar

Why would it need to loop?

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Aaron T's avatar

Congratulations, your sex life is so good you missed the joke. 😜

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Midwest Molly's avatar

The joke is that the lovemaking would be so short you wouldn’t need the 29 second clip to loop.

Ladygal's avatar

I’m glad you’re actually talking to sources, tying up loose ends, and being journalistically responsible with your reporting on this story…but actually, PinkNews told me you can just print whatever inaccuracies you want and then stealth edit them later so…maybe just do that next time? #queeringjournalism #whitesupremacyculturedelaysepisodes #dobetter

It's Complicated's avatar

IDK I think that you're displaying #senseofurgency and #quantityoverquality here.

https://www.whitesupremacyculture.info/uploads/4/3/5/7/43579015/okun_-_white_sup_culture_2020.pdf

OTOH maybe Jesse is guilty of #perfectionism

The document is linked here so that I can't be accused of #powerhoarding

Ladygal's avatar

“Worship of the written word”

Fellas, is it white supremacist to be literate?

It's Complicated's avatar

I don't believe in white supremacy, so the question makes no sense to me.

Joel's avatar

Uhm, you're only asking the fellas?? Wow, hateful. Why don't you at least ask the other kind. The um. The lady fellas.

Ladygal's avatar

Sorry! Of course I meant fellxs.

Tristan's avatar

“#whitesupremacyculturedelaysepisodes” killed me

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Ladygal's avatar

I want to take this opportunity to thank you for calling me in. Leaving out the hand clapping emoji erased the labour of the various marginalized peoples who originated the phrasing of “do 👏🏻 better 👏🏻” on this stolen land on which we type. I’ll continue to listen and learn from the voices my careless typing erased, as we all move 👏🏻 forward 👏🏻 together 👏🏻.

JimF's avatar

Man, I remember when The Clap just meant you had to go get some penicillin.

Randolph Carter's avatar

Bets on why?

I think Jesse was involved in a tragic cargo shorts related accident and wish for his speedy recovery

Benjy Shyovitz's avatar

He was busy harassing trans women and lost track of time.

Meg's avatar

His ADHD became terminal and Katie has to buy meth on the dark web.

Ladygal's avatar

He explains in the attached audio (not well advertised).

Randolph Carter's avatar

Ah I totally missed that 🤦‍♂️

Contra Contrarians's avatar

He just got a bloodied tip... of his ear.

Kathleen's avatar

But I already panicked

1 other's avatar

Same. I was in such a bad state due to this announcement that I ran a red light, t-boned a school bus and blew 0.05 over the limit.

Thia's avatar

Jesse saying “don’t panic” gives me anxiety.

Valentin's avatar

Would it help if they added DON'T PANIC to their cover in nice friendly lettering?

Pandastic's avatar

“It’s the first useful or intelligible thing anybody’s said to me all day.”

Pam 💃🏻's avatar

I'm having a panic picnic party

Aaron T's avatar

As a fan of The Fifth Column, I obviously am not accustomed to this level of delay and uncertainty with the release schedule.

Justin, History Sage's avatar

As a dual member this most evidently shows the benefits of capitalism over communism

Cait's avatar

What am I supposed to listen to at work???

Cait's avatar

Kidding around, hope everyone is OK

_Steve_'s avatar

I usually listen while doing housework. Now I cannot vacuum and mop until at least Tuesday. You have changed the trajectory of my entire week. I guess I will just sit here and wait…

Melca's avatar

I hate vacuuming cuz that's when I have to turn it off. I can't hear.

NoVaCloudDev's avatar

Might I recommend investing in some AirPod Pros?

Mike Hind's avatar

Look, guys, I'm only behind by 6 episodes but what if I have a binge listen before Tuesday? What then? Do better

Elbows Unique's avatar

That’s it. I’m unsubscribing until Tuesday

Matt Benson's avatar

I’m re-listening to the EEEElaria episode in the wake of Alec Baldwin’s acquittal. It’s enjoyable

Frantic Pedantic's avatar

Truly she is the most Hilarious Baldwin

Justin, History Sage's avatar

Hmmm. Trump being shot and Barpod episode delayed. COINCIDENCE???

Autumn's avatar

You have to do an episode about the reactions to Trump getting shot. It would be a cardinal sin to skip that one.

Bussy Singal Fan's avatar

Where was Jesse when Trump was shot?

Pandastic's avatar

I really don’t think Jesse is much of a marksman.

Chris O'Connell's avatar

This is where I get my news now, apparently.

Smooth Sayer's avatar

Ahhhhh!!! Ahhhhh!!!

Nothing gets panic like being told not to panic.

Contra Contrarians's avatar

I love this podcast dearly but never, ever, ever again put out an audio podcast episode that shows up in my feed and notifications saying there isn't a podcast. Never.