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Dogmatic Fetus's avatar

Great. Now what are the wife and I going to play for our lovemaking?

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Wild Horses's avatar

The dance remix of Jesse's "fucking and sucking"?

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Penguin/Mom's avatar

Just this 29 seconds audio on loop.

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Aaron T's avatar

Why would it need to loop?

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Penguin/Mom's avatar

Because Jesse’s voice is like a sexy gargle, and who wouldn’t get off on it?

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Aaron T's avatar

Congratulations, your sex life is so good you missed the joke. 😜

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Penguin/Mom's avatar

Thank you kindly, English native speaker. Might wanna explain the joke to a Frenchie with a bad sex life?

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Midwest Molly's avatar

The joke is that the lovemaking would be so short you wouldn’t need the 29 second clip to loop.

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Bureaucrat's avatar

Hudson Mohawke - Cbat?

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Ladygal's avatar

I’m glad you’re actually talking to sources, tying up loose ends, and being journalistically responsible with your reporting on this story…but actually, PinkNews told me you can just print whatever inaccuracies you want and then stealth edit them later so…maybe just do that next time? #queeringjournalism #whitesupremacyculturedelaysepisodes #dobetter

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Nell from the movie Nell's avatar

#queeringjournalism LOL

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Darling Sneauxflayke's avatar

Excuse me, I think 'do better' should have the handclap emoji. Do 👏🏼better 👏🏼, Ladygal👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼! 😂

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Ladygal's avatar

I want to take this opportunity to thank you for calling me in. Leaving out the hand clapping emoji erased the labour of the various marginalized peoples who originated the phrasing of “do 👏🏻 better 👏🏻” on this stolen land on which we type. I’ll continue to listen and learn from the voices my careless typing erased, as we all move 👏🏻 forward 👏🏻 together 👏🏻.

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Darling Sneauxflayke's avatar

😭😭😭💀

Wonderful. Just wonderful!

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JimF's avatar

Man, I remember when The Clap just meant you had to go get some penicillin.

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It's Complicated's avatar

IDK I think that you're displaying #senseofurgency and #quantityoverquality here.

https://www.whitesupremacyculture.info/uploads/4/3/5/7/43579015/okun_-_white_sup_culture_2020.pdf

OTOH maybe Jesse is guilty of #perfectionism

The document is linked here so that I can't be accused of #powerhoarding

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Ladygal's avatar

“Worship of the written word”

Fellas, is it white supremacist to be literate?

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It's Complicated's avatar

I don't believe in white supremacy, so the question makes no sense to me.

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Joel's avatar

Uhm, you're only asking the fellas?? Wow, hateful. Why don't you at least ask the other kind. The um. The lady fellas.

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Ladygal's avatar

Sorry! Of course I meant fellxs.

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Tristan's avatar

“#whitesupremacyculturedelaysepisodes” killed me

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Nickname's avatar

Jesse and Katie struggling behind the scenes without Tracing Woodgrains. 😁

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Edward Scizorhands's avatar

more struggle sessions

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John John's avatar

Sad!

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Randolph Carter's avatar

Bets on why?

I think Jesse was involved in a tragic cargo shorts related accident and wish for his speedy recovery

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Benjy Shyovitz's avatar

He was busy harassing trans women and lost track of time.

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Esther's avatar

His ADHD became terminal and Katie has to buy meth on the dark web.

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Ladygal's avatar

He explains in the attached audio (not well advertised).

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Randolph Carter's avatar

Ah I totally missed that 🤦‍♂️

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Contra Contrarians's avatar

He just got a bloodied tip... of his ear.

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Kathleen's avatar

But I already panicked

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1 other's avatar

Same. I was in such a bad state due to this announcement that I ran a red light, t-boned a school bus and blew 0.05 over the limit.

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Thia's avatar

Jesse saying “don’t panic” gives me anxiety.

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Kathleen's avatar

💯

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Valentin's avatar

Would it help if they added DON'T PANIC to their cover in nice friendly lettering?

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Pandastic's avatar

“It’s the first useful or intelligible thing anybody’s said to me all day.”

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Pam's avatar

I'm having a panic picnic party

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Aaron T's avatar

As a fan of The Fifth Column, I obviously am not accustomed to this level of delay and uncertainty with the release schedule.

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Jmac Teaching REAL HISTORY!'s avatar

As a dual member this most evidently shows the benefits of capitalism over communism

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Ryan Taylor's avatar

I am sad

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Cait's avatar

What am I supposed to listen to at work???

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Cait's avatar

Kidding around, hope everyone is OK

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_Steve_'s avatar

I usually listen while doing housework. Now I cannot vacuum and mop until at least Tuesday. You have changed the trajectory of my entire week. I guess I will just sit here and wait…

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Melca's avatar

I hate vacuuming cuz that's when I have to turn it off. I can't hear.

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NoVaCloudDev's avatar

Might I recommend investing in some AirPod Pros?

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Mike Hind's avatar

Look, guys, I'm only behind by 6 episodes but what if I have a binge listen before Tuesday? What then? Do better

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Elbows Unique's avatar

That’s it. I’m unsubscribing until Tuesday

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Matt Benson's avatar

I’m re-listening to the EEEElaria episode in the wake of Alec Baldwin’s acquittal. It’s enjoyable

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Frantic Pedantic's avatar

Truly she is the most Hilarious Baldwin

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Darling Sneauxflayke's avatar

The Office "fire drill" scene is the perfect representation of my emotions right now.

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Jmac Teaching REAL HISTORY!'s avatar

Hmmm. Trump being shot and Barpod episode delayed. COINCIDENCE???

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Autumn's avatar

You have to do an episode about the reactions to Trump getting shot. It would be a cardinal sin to skip that one.

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Bussy Singal Fan's avatar

Where was Jesse when Trump was shot?

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Pandastic's avatar

I really don’t think Jesse is much of a marksman.

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Chris O'Connell's avatar

This is where I get my news now, apparently.

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Rich's avatar

Ahhhhh!!! Ahhhhh!!!

Nothing gets panic like being told not to panic.

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