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Harrison Cook's avatar

The lawyer’s pronunciation of the word “pussy” was sending me. Just the thought of a schlubby lawyer in a loose fitting suit emphasizing the word “pussy” to a judge who seems too old for this shit had me cackling. Kinda like the video of the female lawyer quoting a defendant saying “girl you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.”

Also, RE: “diversity;” it’s funny how white progressives have essentially created their own “model minority.” One who stays in line and says the right thing.

Keep it up bud, your shit’s good!

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Jeff F's avatar

I dont know if you'll be disappointed to hear that "schlubby lawyer" is the Vice Chairman of a firm that did $631 million in revenue last year and its average profit per equity partner is $1,225,000.

He may have bumbled his way through this hearing, but he's getting a ton of money regardless.

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