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jojoZ's avatar

Anal sex can absolutely be safely enjoyed by anyone as a receiving partner (if that is something they find enjoyable). But If a man is enough of an asshole to try to jam it in without lube (which can cause damage) he should immediately be kicked in the balls and see how he likes that.

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Conrad Spoke's avatar

The fact that rectal fucking requires artificial lubrication is proof that it is destructive and stupid. Calling it "absolutely safe" is horrific advice to give to a young person.

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jojoZ's avatar

You are really fixated on what people do with their butts!

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Conrad Spoke's avatar

If it burdens the national economy with 100 billion dollars of unnecessary medical treatment, yes, I will fixate on exactly that costly stupidity.

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FrigidWind's avatar

You contend that anal sex is burdening the economy with 100 billion dollars? I need a citation on this.

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Conrad Spoke's avatar

If you can't comprehend that the rectum is not a sex organ, no citation would make sense to you.

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FrigidWind's avatar

I mean you literally said тАЬit burdens the national economy with 100 billion dollarsтАЭ, which is a pretty wild claim, and one IтАЩd like evidence for. If you can show that itтАЩs the case with a credible source, IтАЩll reconsider my position.

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Conrad Spoke's avatar

Jesus, just Google "Federal HIV Budget." I low-balled it.

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jojoZ's avatar

Haha ok sure

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Alphonse's avatar

Car engines, bike chains, chain saws, hinges. All things that need lube. Take it theyтАЩre destructive and stupid too?

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Zagarna's avatar

Things That Are "destructive and stupid," By Conrad Spoke (on account of they require equipment and/or experience), A Partial List:

Meatpacking (the actual kind, not the metaphorical kind)

Virtually all agriculture

Chemistry

Fencing

Visiting Yellowstone National Park

Anal sex

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Conrad Spoke's avatar

For how many more decades are homosexual men going to giggle themselves to death?

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Zagarna's avatar

I look forward to your extended diatribes on the subjects of BASE jumping, free-solo rock climbing, and the operation of commercially available internal combustion vehicles at high speeds, all of which are vastly more dangerous hobbies than anal sex (although they do have the disadvantage of not being engaged in primarily by a population you want to stigmatize). Given the relative risk rates here, I'm expecting some real stemwinders!

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Conrad Spoke's avatar

BASE jumping never contaminated a national blood supply or a coffee shop.

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TwKaR's avatar

`The fact that X requires artificial lubrication is proof that it is destructive and stupid.'

No sex for a great number of post-menopausal women then? Sounds like a criterion that is perhaps overly limiting.

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jojoZ's avatar

Also you misread me! тАЬCan Absolutely be safely enjoyedтАЭ is not identical in meaning to тАЬabsolutely safeтАЭ. And how am I supposed to know how young Blink there is? I was under the impression she was a grown-ass adult.

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Blink's avatar

I am! I pay taxes, my back hurts in the morning, I think about getting back into loom knitting all the time ;)

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