iPhone Users, Here's A Whole New Way To Blast Our Content Into Your Brains
(Android coming soon)
Exciting news! Substack has just launched a new app that will allow you to browse and consume and comment on all its offerings, including this here very podcast (or my newsletter), in a sleek, self-contained ecosystem. Click here for more info, here to download the app, and here to join the Android waitlist (I’ll see you there). If you have any technical issues, please skip the middlemen (us) and contact Substack directly: email@example.com.
And hey check out this launch video:
I don’t want to overstate things, but this app makes the invention of the wheel look like the nonsensical drunken daydream of a degenerate lunatic.
Everybody hurry up and download the app so we can enjoy it before the Android cretins get in on the action!
wow favouring degenerate apple cult first.
I expect your resignation forthwith.