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Colin B's avatar

Everybody hurry up and download the app so we can enjoy it before the Android cretins get in on the action!

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Nika Scothorne's avatar

Finally, a safe space away from android "people"!

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Colin B's avatar

A haven from the green bubblers!

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Curly Bill Brocius's avatar

It never even began for androidcels

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Edward Scizorhands's avatar

"APPLE" stands for

Always

Paying

People

Losers

Everywhere

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Jacques Lauperr's avatar

wow favouring degenerate apple cult first.

Absolutely unacceptable.

I expect your resignation forthwith.

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Edward Scizorhands's avatar

And during Pride Month!?!

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Capital Traffic Czar's avatar

I am downloading it solely because it is not available to Android users. In all seriousness, looks slick and another vector for this amazing content to get to my (equally amazing) eyeballs which is perfect.

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Ted B's avatar

I'm sure Jesse described it this way on purpose for the trolling effect: "Self-contain ecosystem" just what the online world needs more of!

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Funky Bunch's avatar

Well I’m happy. Can you have a word with The Fifth Column to move over then I can delete Patreon?

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Travis A's avatar

Yay a new avatar! I’m a stink badger on here đŸ¦¡đŸ’¨

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Ben's avatar

I'm enjoying the Substack Reader beta version. I hope it's not a step down from that.

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Akratic Elitist's avatar

I’m commenting with it

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mcsvbff bebh's avatar

The point of substack is it's not a self-contained ecosystem. I only want your RSS feed. If you ever don't have an RSS feed, I will not be a subscriber. This is a weird spammy ad post

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(not a) Robot's avatar

if they don't have an RSS feed, that's probably substack's fault. :P

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mcsvbff bebh's avatar

Just don't tell me an insular ecosystem is a good thing when you're an independent creator. Nobody should be less excited about substacks app than their creators.

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Edward Scizorhands's avatar

I heard that downloading the app protects against AIDS.

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