We'll Be Announcing Our Summer Live Shows In The Northeast Very Soon
A friendly reminder that Primos get notified first
You see that? That’s how ChatGPT interpreted “a photorealistic image of a blocked and reported live show.” That’s clearly me on the right, missing a leg (it was blown off during a podcasting accident). That’s Katie on the left — she has aged terribly.
If you want to experience this exact scene, in the flesh, you’re in luck, as we will be announcing our summer live shows very soon — this week, in all likelihood. All three will occur during the second half of July, and the cities are Philadelphia, New York, and Boston.
So, a reminder: Premium subscribers get notified of dates, venues, and ticket links first. If any of the shows sell out, don’t say you weren’t warned!
More soon (if you’re a Primo). And yes, we want to do a West Coast tour and we are hoping it happens someday. It is a bit more logistically complicated, because thanks (solely) to Joe Biden there is not a tightly-packed megalopolis out there. Another whiff from Sleepy Joe.
Just for fun, here’s “a photorealistic image of a blocked and reported live show where everything goes horribly wrong”:
Spooky!
Come to Chicago or I will loudly proclaim at the Fifth Column event here this Summer that Katie is a coward (to say Jesse is a coward is too self-evident)
Why do Jesse and Katie hate Chicago so much, when there is a house with a fenced in yard for Moose and secure van parking 10 minutes from downtown? Jesse will have to stay elsewhere though because of his barf problem.